I feel like yesterday’s update on beer distribution was, perhaps, overly inflammatory. It did, however, contain an interesting concept: What would the LCBO be like if it were run by foul tempered ogres instead of well adjusted citizens?
That’s why today’s update takes the form of a fairy tale: the tale of Schenley, the Liquor Control Board Ogre.
Very funny. You are spot on though. Our LCBO is 50 years behind the rest of Canada and the world. Sad, very sad.