Hello, Minister. I’m writing to you today to express my hopes for the alcohol industry reform that is currently tabled for discussion within the province. I’m an odd duck in regards to this situation in that I’m periodically referred to as an expert and have made a minor career out […]
Yearly Archives: 2023
(ed. note: I always thought it would be fun to cut a heel promo.) I want to tell you something really important about your brewery. It’s going to sound patronizing, and it’s going to sound obvious, and it’s going to sound as though I am being condescending. Possibly, I […]
Breweries: Let’s Talk About Your Website
Recently, there was a pretty well written piece about taxes that showed up in the wake of the Ontario Craft Brewers’ charm offensive to get the public onside and prevent brewery closures within the province. It’s over here at baytoday.ca and written by Stu Campaigne interviewing New Ontario Brewing’s Mike […]
Some Thoughts about Ontario Beer Excise and the MFA

How do you write about Craft Beer at this point? It seems like idiocy to waste the better part of an afternoon on it when you can feel the immiseration of society happening in real time and you could be making money instead. Being a sensory expert is difficult in […]
In Which I Buy Time With Placeholder Text

It’s hard to believe that it has been more than five years since Godspeed opened, but time has been dilatory of late. Weeks can pass in a blip, while a sun dappled afternoon might seem to stretch on indefinitely. The tendency is to make the good parts last, and that’s […]